Monday, April 26, 2004

I wasn't invited to their wedding

Welch wedding guest list ...

YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED Didn't get invited to Saturday's wedding of Jack Welch and Suzy Wetlaufer? That's OK. You can watch the happy couple go one on one tonight (two on one, actually) with WB56's Karen Marinella. In the interview, taped before the big day, the celebrity couple talks about their relationship, their age difference - she's 44, he's 68 - and even some of their regrets. So who did go to the wedding at Park Street Church? Media tycoon Barry Diller, Sony CEO Andrew Lack, Miami Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga, ``Today'' show host Matt Lauer and his wife, former top model Annette Roque, Washington power broker Vernon Jordan, Fox News's Roger Ailes, and talk show hosts Charlie Rose and John McLaughlin.

Well, I didn't get invited to their wedding last Saturday. In case you don't know, here's part of their story, Saying their vows and still in the spotlight.

Welch was such a faithful husband and Wetlaufer apparently:
(A devout Christian, Wetlaufer says her faith ``governs all of my choices.'')
But you object. However, in her defense, the Commandment refers to not coveting thy neighbor's wife. It didn't say anything about the husband. As for Welch, I don't know if he's a Christian. Probably not. If so, then the other Commandment about adultery doesn't apply to him.

Really, they are so much in love with each other that we have to wish them the best. Besides, look at all that money I saved on the present I didn't have to buy.

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